NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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