so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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