But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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