found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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