Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
