One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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