So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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