I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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