We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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