sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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