Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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