so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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