It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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