UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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