Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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