This girl is more easily done than said...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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