I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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