soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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