one two three fourrrrnication!
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
