I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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