If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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