no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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