Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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