32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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