that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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