You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
