hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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