I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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