You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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