So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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