Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
