if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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