i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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