I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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