Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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