You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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