Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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