Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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