The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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