So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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