Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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