3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
