Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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