Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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