nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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