I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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