It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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