she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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