Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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