is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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