Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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