i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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